Introducing the MATCHDADDY Sardonic Humor 4″ Matchbox Collection, the brainchild of designer Mitchell Pennell. These matchboxes combine sharp wit with beautiful design, proving that even everyday essentials can be fun and stylish. With a selection of 7 hilarious variations, these matchboxes are a perfect conversation starter and a practical, affordable gift.
Each matchbox features Pennell’s sardonic humor, with phrases that will bring smiles, laughs, and even gasps:
- “Kale tastes like I would rather be fat.”
- “If your joints are stiff, you’re rolling them too tight.”
- “When I’m feeling fat…I try to keep my chins up.”
- “If you’re crazy and you know it…take your meds.”
- “Some days I wish I had more middle fingers.”
- “I’ll scratch your back…if you’ll shave mine.”
- “I’m organizing a search party…to help me find myself.”
Printed on high-quality paper in Chicago, IL, these matchboxes elevate the everyday and make the mundane moments of lighting a candle or fireplace just a little more entertaining. Whether as a gift or a quirky addition to your home, these matchboxes are sure to impress.
Product Features:
- Sardonic Humor Designs: 7 variations of witty, sarcastic humor printed on 4″ matchboxes.
- High-Quality Paper: Designed and printed on premium paper, ensuring both beauty and durability.
- Made in the USA: Proudly crafted and printed in Chicago, IL, supporting local craftsmanship.
- Unique Gift Idea: Perfect for gifting, these matchboxes are both practical and fun, making them ideal for any occasion.
Details:
- Designs: 7 sardonic humor variations
- Material: Premium quality paper and matches
- Size: 4″ matchboxes
- Made in: Chicago, IL, USA
- Brand: MATCHDADDY by Mitchell Pennell
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