Add a cheeky twist to your everyday essentials with the Motel Keychain Collection, available at Basil and Birch. These quirky keychains are inspired by classic hotel/motel key tags, each featuring a hilarious and sweary quote that’s sure to make a statement. With six fun versions to choose from—Spicy Like Extra Mild Salsa, 1st Place in Giving Zero Fucks, Book Slut, Remember Your Fucking Keys, Queen of Fucking Everything—there's a perfect keychain for everyone, and Keys to the Commune
These keychains make the ideal gift for her, stocking stuffers, or even as a personal pick-me-up. Lightweight and durable, they’re a fun way to carry your keys with style.
Features:
- Five Hilarious Versions: Choose from Spicy Like Extra Mild Salsa, 1st Place in Giving Zero Fucks, Book Slut, Keys to the
- commune, Remember Your Fucking Keys, or Queen of Fucking Everything.
- Retro Design: A fun adaptation of classic motel key tags.
- Durable Materials: Made from plastic and metal, complete with a split ring for easy attachment.
- Perfect Gift: Ideal as a funny gift for her, stocking stuffer, or novelty Christmas gift.
Details:
- Size: 3.75" x 1.75"
- Material: Plastic and metal
- Branding: GET BULLISH in small type on the back
- Themes: Sweary, funny quotes, adult humor, women’s gifts, kitschy fun
- Made in China
- Weight: 0.16 oz (4.54 g)
Carry your keys with a side of humor! The Motel Keychain Collection from Basil and Birch is the perfect mix of kitsch and cheeky fun—grab yours today!








